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Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded.

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Phone sex is prerecorded sex-oriented telephone messages available to those who call a commercial service. Thank you!

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Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike? 1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it w/out experience.

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Godzilla or Krul the Warrior King are good penis names.

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The Gentle Sex is a 1943 film directed by Leslie Howard. It follows seven English women from different backgrounds who meet at an Auxiliary Territorial Service training camp. Leslie Howard provides narration through the course of the film.

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Yo mama is so fat she went to sizzler and the bitch got a group discount

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Bullshit (bullplop, horseshit, bullbutter) is a common English expletive. It may be shortened to "bull" or the euphemism B.S.

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Q: What do you call an ex-girlfriend with GPS capability? (or) Q: What do you get when you cross PMS and GPS? A: A crazy bitch that WILL find you!

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Respond, "That may be true, but I'm the pick of the litter!" (bitch is also a word for a female dog).

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Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is? Woman: No. Man: Lets have lunch sometime...

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You might have to cut your penis off. Oh my!

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You should probably stop having sex with strangers.

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Remember when thinking about anal sex is that, unlike the vagina, the anus isn't self-lubricating: you gotta bring your own grease

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Do all vaginas taste the same? No, some are tangy, others are creamy, & some even a little salty. Some are soft others tough.

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Cocaine is illegal and its manufacture not regulated. It already contributes to weight loss, therefore there is no need for a diet version.